Thanks, then, to scientists for taking time out from serious investigations to look into what we all really want to know – how can we be a bit more attractive?
Trust us, by the end of this you’ll be a (dog) walking, talking, pulling machine.
Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number
Wincing at the idea of turning 40? Don’t stress (you’ll only add to the grey hairs), a number of studies have suggested that women, in fact, prefer older men.
Psychologists and researchers, like those at The University of Dundee, call it the ‘George Clooney Effect’, whereby older men are seen as powerful and therefore more attractive. So put down the anti-wrinkle cream, it pays to age.
Facial Hair Recognition
It’s official: science has proved peak beard is a load of bull. A study by the University of New South Wales found that men and women rate 10-day stubble as the most attractive beard length.
“Facial hair correlates not only with maturity and masculinity but also with dominance and aggression,” say authors Barnaby J. Dixson and Robert C. Brooks.
Time for some mental arithmetic to see if you can get to that length by your next date.
Bulk Up (A Bit)
Most guides to pulling tell you to hit the gym, but it’s not that cut and dry. Results from a study by the University of California showed that women are more likely to want short-term flings with stacked guys (no prizes for guessing why). However, when looking for husband material, women consistently seek out less muscular men.
So bear in mind what you’re looking for next time you’re pumping iron (or not).
Be Kind, Rewind
The halo effect is a psychological phenomenon that essentially means when someone looks good on the outside, we assume they’re good on the inside. As if handsome guys didn’t have it easy enough.
If you don’t possess the genes of a Skarsgard brother, all is not lost. A study by Huazhong University concluded that when men and women thought of someone as kind, they were also more likely to find them attractive. Time to start double-tipping bartenders.
The little red dress may work wonders on a Friday night for the fairer sex, but the very reason you’re attracted to them works both ways.
A study by the University of Rochester found that across nationalities (including China, England, Germany and the US), women are most attracted to men wearing – or standing in front of something – red. Bear this in mind for your Tinder picture.
It’s time to swap your wingman for a four-legged pulling partner, if research by The University of South Brittany is anything to go by.
Findings showed that women are 43 per cent more likely to give their number to a man with a dog. Something to think about next time your mum asks you to look after her Yorkshire Terrier while she’s on holiday
We’ve all had a crush stolen by a bloke strumming Wonderwall on his acoustic. No? Just us.
A study in the Journal of Psychology found that – much like when walking a dog – men’s chances of pulling were greater when carrying a guitar case. So walk Toto, play Toto.
Don’t Punch Too High (Or Low)
It might sound like a broad range to aim between Margot Robbie and Mrs Brown, but looking for people roughly equal to you in attractiveness is the key to attracting (and keeping) a mate.
A study by the University of California studied male and female daters. While the majority opted for the most attractive people, they were more likely to get a response from someone on their level, which in turn made them feel more attractive. Which is almost as good as being more attractive, right?